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Reviews in Rhyme: Podcast Fiction Edition
Continuing the theme from yesterday’s book reviews, here are limericks about some short stories I listened to today. (Spoiler warning!)
Another End Of The Empire by Tim Pratt (via PodCastle 88)
The dark lord ruled the land with no ruth,
but his doom was to lose it to youth.
To escape prophesy,
he ruled graciously,
and in peace came the oracle’s truth.
Sometimes audio narrations make me cringe (especially when men attempt to deliver female dialogue in falsetto), but Cheyenne Wright’s reading of this story was great fun.
The Last Great Clown Hunt by Chris Furst (via Drabblecast 148)
On the Plains roam the tribes of the clowns,
the Bozos who were banished from towns.
A clown hunter-cum-cop
who’s tasked to the big top
meets his brother, the chief, which confounds.
I don’t like clowns, but I love the “native” clown names in this story, such as Runs With Scissors. Hilarious sound effects complement the somber telling of this tale.
The Cat Who Walked A Thousand Miles by Kij Johnson (via Tor.com Story Podcast 6)
In Japan lived a cat who was small
with her aunts by a gardened old hall,
but the earth shook and turned
and the garden was burned
so the cat ran away from it all.
The encounter with the monk at the end of this story nearly brought a tear to my eye. (Actually, it seems the narration was abridged, so the story continues after that scene. Fortunately, the beautifully-illustrated full text is available in a variety of formats.)
Posted on Monday, February 1st, 2010. Tags: drabblecast, limerick, podcastle, reviews, torstory.
Recent Books in Rhyme: Fiction Edition
Here is a list of novels I’ve recently read, inspired by a similar list my dad posted earlier this month.
I didn’t feel up to the task of writing accurate synopses or insightful reviews, so instead I wrote limericks.
Sundiver by David Brin
E.T. smarts don’t evolve on their own;
they’re doled out to new Clients on loan.
But we humans are jerks
and we gum up the works
’cause we show you can go it alone.
Blindsight by Peter Watts
On the edge of deep space there awaits
thoughtless threat to the Earth and our fates –
so we sent some misfits,
in a ship well equipped,
for our heroes are all reprobates.
Ilium by Dan Simmons
The post-humans are gods up on Mars
who go Greek ‘stead of aiming for stars.
They enact Homer’s texts
– Helen has lots of sex –
and regret acts of key charactars.
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
So this man and his son hit the road,
With a cart and some cans in the cold.
They struck out for the coast,
saw a cannibal roast,
and at last the man died as forebode.
Lamentation by Ken Scholes
A mechanical man cast a spell
and the city from which he hailed fell.
This pawn burdened with blame
for all lost to the flame
will rebuild it as others raise hell.
Hope you enjoyed that!
Posted on Sunday, January 31st, 2010. Tags: limerick, reviews.